"Mom, Jacob is skinny." This is funny because he certainly is NOT!

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"That magic (matches) my dress!"

"I touched Daddy's hernia."

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"I have a fresh bugar."

"Dad, don't play with my body." Brent was giving Hannah a bath.

"I made a big, fat mess!"

We went to visit Brent at work. We met a new person who came over to say "hello" and continued on with his work. After a few minutes Hannah said, "He was talking about me."

"The fire 'partment is waking me up!"