Monday, January 31, 2011

Hannah: "MOM... Jacob isn't cleaning up! He's going to get coal in his stocking!" 12/14/10

Hannah telling a story: "Then Jacob ran into the house and slammed the door. Then Mom went in there and killed him and threw him in the trash!" Jacob: "And cut off my thumb!" 9/28/10

Jacob: "What's that?" Mom: "That's a water tower." Hannah: "If I were a water tower I would be all filled all the way up with water and then I'd have to burp it up over all the earth." 9/1/10

Hannah after church today: "My teachers taught me that we don't poop outside on the grass." 8/22/10

Watching a movie in the car Mommy said, "I LOVE this movie! It's one of my favorites." Hannah, "You should come back and watch it with us!" Mommy, "It's too bad I have to drive." Hannah, "But you can watch it with your back eyes, right?" 8/3/10

Hannah: "I'm making muffins. First I'm going to put in eggs, chocolate chips and diarrhea and baby food and everything else that is in the fridge." Mom: "Hannah, what's diarrhea?" Hannah: "It's baby food." 7/17/10


Hannah: "Mom, are the baby's arms in your arms?" 7/1/10

Hannah: "Mom, I like the shade side of the sun. It's nice." 7/1/10

Hannah and Jacob were singing in the car when Hannah says, "Jacob! Be Quiet! I can't hear myself singing!" 06/30/10

Mom: "Hannah, do you know what snot is?"
Hannah: "Um, ya. It's what I am some times." 06/10

Daddy: "Jacob, take your thumb out."
Jacob: "NO! I takin' a suck!" 06/10