Hannah: "My imagination was coming out of my head while I was sleeping.
Mom: "Did you have good dreams?"
Hannah: "YES! I dreamed about princesses and a wedding and I got married to Jacob." 9/22/09

Hannah was tongue-tied one night and I finally said "Hannah, spit it out." Hannah sat for a minute and said "Mom? I don't have anything in my mouth." 9/5/09

Hannah: "The pink car saw me because I was a human." 8/20/09

Hannah: "Bob the Builder is my husband." 8/14/09

Hannah: "Mom! I'm going to go and see if they have a tater-totter!" 8/3/09

Hannah: Innocently, "Mom? Do you want a piece of me?"

Mommy just having a rough day and a break-down.
Hannah, with the sweetest voice you've ever heard: "Don't cry Mom. Jacob and I are here for you."

Mommy: "I'll be right back. I've got to go potty."
Hannah: "Okay Mom. Make sure you hold it!"

Mommy: "Jacob, say "Elmo."
Jacob: "Melmo."

Hannah: "Mom? How do babies come out of Mom's tummies?" (It's great that HER mommy has c-sections!)

Mommy: "Hannah, please eat your carrots."
Hannah: "Okay Mom. Here's one coming right up!"

Hannah: "It's a secret. You and I are going to keep it in our hearts and not tell anybody."

Hannah: "Tag your not, here I come!"

Hannah: "So that's the way it's going to be!" (Thanks Spongebob!)

Hannah: "Do you think I can handle this?"

Daddy: "Hannah, eat your meat please."
Hannah: "The meat? I'm not going to eat the meat. I'm going to eat the chicken."

Hannah: "I'm a naked man!"

Talking to our friend, Heather, "My Mommy and Daddy hurt me in the bathtub." Heather looks at Mommy with shock and Mommy asks Hannah "How do Mommy and Daddy hurt you in the bathtub?" Hannah: "When they wash my hair."

Hannah was trying to wink and was blinking both eyes. Mommy said "Good! Now do it with just one eye." Hannah proceeded to cover one eye with her hand and continue blinking.

Hannah: "Mommy? Can we go to a movie?"
Mommy: "No, Hannah. You don't sit still in movies."
Hannah, thinking... "But I'll try REALLY hard!"

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Hannah asked Mommy to read a story and Mommy said "Go ask Daddy." Hannah asks "Daddy? Can Mommy read me a story?"

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After finding earwax in her ears, "Grandma! I've got boogers in my ears!"

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"That makes me crack up!"

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At the store check-out line where there is ALWAYS candy:
Hannah: "Can I have a treat because I've been such a good girl?"
Dad: "No."
Hannah: "But I've been SUCH a good girl!"

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At Family Home Evening, our friend asked Hannah: "If your parents ask you to do something what should you do?"
Hannah: "Eat."

We were sitting at dinner and Jacob yelled about something.
Mommy: "That's the red-head coming out in him."
Hannah: "He pooped?"

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Driving out of the Post Office: "Mommy, look! There's some houses right there! That's where the post office people to to sleep I think."

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"Apparently Jacob's tired." After big yawn from Jacob.

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Talking on her play phone and Mommy came around the corner, Hannah looked up and said "This is my sister in California."

Driving away from Grandma's house after a fun visit Hannah said "Is Grandma crying?"

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Hannah buckled herself into a riding toy and fell over. As she was trying to get up, while still buckled up... "Freak!"

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Mommy: "Hannah, do you need to go potty?"
Hannah: "No. I'm sure."

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Talking to Grandpa on the phone...
"Ok, well... we'll let you go."

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"This one is pink, so I can wear it."

Coloring in her princess book with our friend Dustin:
Dustin: "Hannah? Who's your favorite?"
Hannah: "Mmmm... my Daddy."
Dustin: "Who's your favorite princess?"
Hannah: "Mmmm... I am."