The world according to Elder Luke, March 19, 2000, the Philippines... "American children are fat."  12/13/12

I got out of the shower today and Jacob came knocking on the door to see if I was naked.  I replied, "yes."  About a minute later Jacob knocks and asks, "Mom, are you still naked?"  "Yes."  Then he said, "Well quit playing around and get dressed!"  12/7/12

Jacob was grateful tonight during his prayers for the "burning hot dogs" in his alarm clock.  (The little red lines that make up the numbers).  This kid is so stinkin' funny it makes my sides hurt!  12/7/12

I made a cake tonight and Jacob looked at it and said, "Whoa, Mom, that is a serious cake."  11/16/12

Tonight's awesome moment... Brent made a yummy dinner because I was busy.  Jacob was eating and threw a tantrum and screamed, "THIS IS THE WORST DINNER EVER!!!"  It was awesome.  :)  8/29/12

Brent while driving his new manual transmission car: "The fun thing about driving a stick shift is that you feel like James Bond." 4/7/12

Jacob eating his cereal this morning: "Mom, my cereal looks like a fat man with one arm!" 4/4/12

Tonight Jacob asked what something was and I replied with a question "what's a Jacob?" He thought for a second and said, "a little boy with red hair." 3/22/12

We were talking to Jacob about not sucking his thumb and I suggested putting a ribbon on his thumb to help him remember not to. He really didn't want the ribbon on and Jacob was very determined when he said to me, "Mom, I won't let you down." 1/7/12

"Mom, I want a brudder." Jacob 1/4/12

"Mom, I'm going to marry you." Jacob 1/12

"I'm not a very useful boy." 
Check out Thomas the Tank Engine if you need a reference! Jacob 4/1/11

Jacob after a giant hug from Daddy, "I almost broke you Dad!" 2/24/11

Jacob: "I'm acarnivore!" 
Mom: "What does a carnivore eat?" 
Jacob: "CinnamonSugar! I'm a carnivoreeatsCinnamonSugar!" 2/24/11

Hannah walking into her room: "I'll just be in my lab." 1/10/11

Hannah: "Mom, did you know that ear wax tastes like soap?" 12/26/10